Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Marriage 101

The following is a speech that I gave in Toastmasters a few years ago.  (Toastmasters is a speaking club that has members all over the world.  You gain confidence as you practice speaking in front of others who are supportive of you, and who give you constructive feedback about the delivery and content of your speech.)

I wrote this speech about marriage and what I have learned from being married:

In the late 1980s, I got married.  Eight and a half years later, I got divorced.

Three years after that, I went to a Single Adult fireside, where I met a guy I had known as a teenager.

He was sitting in the room where the fireside was going to be, and as I walked past him he said, “I know you.”  I thought to myself, “I don’t know you, but I’d like to!”.  I didn’t recognize him at all… but when he told me his name, I immediately knew who he was.  It was exciting!

After sitting anxiously through the pioneer video that was shown, we got caught up on the last 15 years of our lives.  Then before leaving, we exchanged phone numbers, shook hands and said, “Good-bye!”.

Soon after that, we went out on a date, talked to each other on the phone for hours, and three months later, we got married!   : )

Too soon?  Not really.  We had known each other when we teenagers, and had even written to each other for a while.

Besides that, he will tell you, I had a LONG list of what I wanted in a man!

Handsome.  Check!  Respectful.  Check!  Can sing..... well....... he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, but he was VERY handsome!   : )

That was all many years ago.  A lot has happened since then – good and bad.

We’ve both learned a lot.

He’s probably learned that I’m a pain in the butt to live with.

I’ve learned…….

He doesn’t always want to do what I want to do!

He doesn’t always agree with me!

He likes chocolate.  I could live without it.

I’m somewhat of a germ-o-phobe.  He is most definitely not a germ-o-phobe!

We aren’t perfect at being married, none-the-less, I’m going to give you some “Rules to Live By” if you want to remain on Cloud 9 after marrying the man or woman of your dreams:


Rule Number One:

Do not insist on always getting what you want.

Let’s say, for example, one night, you want to know if the love of your life is… “in the mood”.  Ask once – maybe twice, but if “No” is the “final answer”, it’s OK!  You’ll live.  Just lovingly accept your sad fate, and hope for a better tomorrow!

Remember – You’re either working toward a better marriage, or working toward a bad one.


Rule Number Two

If something is bothering you, tell them.

Be direct.  Women – if you keep giving subtle hints, thinking they’ll eventually “get it”.  They won’t get it, and you’ll be frustrated.

Be direct and just tell them.  Nicely.


Rule Number Three:

Decide what things can just slide, and which things can’t.

I often don’t understand what my husband is trying to tell me.
In the beginning, I would keep questioning him until I understood what he was saying.  That didn’t work out so good!  It only led to frustration for both of us.

Now if I don’t understand something, I decide – is this something I really need to understand?  If not, I just let it go.


Rule Number Four:

Be forgiving.  If you can’t forgive your spouse, the marriage won’t last long.

A few years into our marriage, I was frustrated, worn out and out of answers, and I asked my husband, “What do you want to do?”.
He replied, “Try again tomorrow…?”.

That was the best answer he could have given me.  It meant that he wanted to keep trying, so I wanted to keep trying too.

It’s not ALL a walk in the trenches, but it does take effort.

Several years ago, we went to a wedding where the bride and groom said in their vows, “I promise to love you when it’s easy, and when it takes effort.”.   : )  I like that -- "...when it’s easy, and when it takes effort.".

Make the effort to have the kind of relationship you’ve always dreamed of.

Don’t insist on always getting what you want.

If something is bothering you, tell them.

Decide what things can just slide and which things cannot.

Be forgiving.


Remember – You’re either working toward a better marriage, or you’re working toward a bad one.

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